Goodr PHG Fossil Finding SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name - Fossil Finding Focals Goodr say: “For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!!”
Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name - Stay Fly Ornithologists Goodr say: “Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.”
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Look it's pretty self-explanatory Aphrodite is Aphrodite in both the streets and the sheets. Why would she take on a different persona depending on where she is? Unless do gods like role-playing? That a thing? She's also still Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets while in these Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets goodrs. That is sooo meta. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
'Our Breakfast Run to Tiffany's black on black Runway goodrs will have you naming your cat 'Cat' and rocking Givenchy on your next run. (Just don't blame us for that Givenchy dress not sweat-wicking. We handle the sunglasses' performance the rest is on you).' Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. That first ball goes sailing OB. Someone in your group says 'you picked your head up.' But you don't hear them as you dig into your port side pocket for another ball. Take all the mulligans you need these plaid coloured beauties won't slip a nautical inch. The copper lenses keep the colors bright and the details sharp as you ship off to your 'second' shot. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS "You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup" she will turn you into a gecko.2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it Rhea.3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.Sincerely Demeter. Yes I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell flip it on its back and send it down a hill well they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move Hare. *(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke people.) RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. As the The Duchess once said 'Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were'...blah blah blah. Basically to sum her up don't be a bogey when you can be a flamingo. So gopher a flamingo with these flamingo-wrapped shades with rose gold accents and rose lenses that increase clarity on the course. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION
WHILE LOOKING AT THIS HIGH FASHION PHOTO ...imagine the world's population - 7.8 billion people - saying 'wow' together in unison like the inimitable actor Owen Wilson. In fact say it right now. One two three: Wooooooooooooow. Perfect! (That Hansel so HAUTE right now.) Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
In homage to the first-known female golfer we dedicate these royal green with gold trim and green lens sunglasses. Fit for royalty or you know fit for just blending into the tree hazards...but with class! FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION