Goodr Runways Fast As Shell Womens Polarized Sunglasses |
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| Availability | In stock |
| Product ID |
97963
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| Brand | Goodr |
| Store | Cyclestore |
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OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?
Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell flip it on its back and send it down a hill well they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!
Your move Hare.
*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke people.)
RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.
No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.
All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies?
No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
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| Cyclestore | Goodr Runways Fast As Shell Womens Polarized Sunglasses | £35.99 | Visit Store |
OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell flip it on its back and send it down a hill well they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move Hare. *(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke people.) RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
