INTRODUCING OPERATION: BLACKOUT When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.) GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. Features 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we're pretty sure.) 3. ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows the best jokes are the ones you have to explain. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
We often dream of a simpler time when Mario just moved left to right and your success on a level had nothing to do with depth perception. It relied entirely on luck and memorising patterns. In celebration of those glory days we made these white framed purple lensed beauties. Hopefully on Mario’s 87th concussion the sun won’t burn quite so bright. F*** the sun. Especially that angry one. GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Named in homage to all the great 8-bit sound composers of our favourite video games. Whether you're listening to your pixelated hero die for the millionth time or on your 10th hour of the same background music 8-bit sound does way more than it has any right to with way less. Pro tip: a collection of 8-bit video game music makes for awesome study music. Trust us. So put on these yellow frames with pink lenses throw on some 8-bit music and go save the world. (Also in case you were wondering Mega Man 2 has the best 8-bit music. Put the bob in the bottle.) GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Look it's pretty self-explanatory Aphrodite is Aphrodite in both the streets and the sheets. Why would she take on a different persona depending on where she is? Unless do gods like role-playing? That a thing? She's also still Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets while in these Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets goodrs. That is sooo meta. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
'Our Breakfast Run to Tiffany's black on black Runway goodrs will have you naming your cat 'Cat' and rocking Givenchy on your next run. (Just don't blame us for that Givenchy dress not sweat-wicking. We handle the sunglasses' performance the rest is on you).' Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. That first ball goes sailing OB. Someone in your group says 'you picked your head up.' But you don't hear them as you dig into your port side pocket for another ball. Take all the mulligans you need these plaid coloured beauties won't slip a nautical inch. The copper lenses keep the colors bright and the details sharp as you ship off to your 'second' shot. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS "You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup" she will turn you into a gecko.2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it Rhea.3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.Sincerely Demeter. Yes I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell flip it on its back and send it down a hill well they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move Hare. *(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke people.) RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. As the The Duchess once said 'Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were'...blah blah blah. Basically to sum her up don't be a bogey when you can be a flamingo. So gopher a flamingo with these flamingo-wrapped shades with rose gold accents and rose lenses that increase clarity on the course. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION
WHILE LOOKING AT THIS HIGH FASHION PHOTO ...imagine the world's population - 7.8 billion people - saying 'wow' together in unison like the inimitable actor Owen Wilson. In fact say it right now. One two three: Wooooooooooooow. Perfect! (That Hansel so HAUTE right now.) Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.