OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell flip it on its back and send it down a hill well they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move Hare. *(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke people.) RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
In homage to the first-known female golfer we dedicate these royal green with gold trim and green lens sunglasses. Fit for royalty or you know fit for just blending into the tree hazards...but with class! FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say 'Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral.' Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:Whatever persona you're channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL. No your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. 'RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!' Okay that's enough pampering. Boundaries. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:Whatever persona you're channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR: Fade-er-ade encourages you to celebrate wins birdies flamingos and finding golf sunglasses that make you look as cool as you feel on the inside. Which is pretty flocking cool. (So cool you can use the phrase 'pretty flocking cool' and people think it's cool.) OUR FIRST CIRCLE GS WITH FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re putting in your backyard or sipping a nitro cold brew. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
INTRODUCING NEW BFG SQUAWKING ON SUNSHINE. ...inspired by party legend himself Carl the Flamingo. 'Squawk Squawk Mutha Flockas!!!' We've heard that's the tip-off at Carl's secret gatherings that it's time to put your keys in the bowl. We asked Carl if that was so people didn't drink and drive and he just responded 'If you know you know.' So we didn't put our keys in the bowl because we were just drinking root beer. Then everyone kinda disappeared and we were left playing Twister by ourselves. Some party!!! Anyhow we were totes Squawking on Sunshine having the snacks and stereo all to ourselves. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK They think it's too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead they pick red blue yellow green purple - every color in the rainbow. But you know what you get when you combine all those colors? Black! That's right it's hiding in plain sight! Thanks to our new Hooked On Onyx program everyone can learn to appreciate wearing black. Then you can proudly say 'Hooked On Onyx worked for me!' BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING AMELIA EARHART GHOSTED ME. Did you know the first female aviator wrote a book called “How To Ghost At Mach Speed'? That's right Amelia’s main impetus for learning how to fly was to get away from insecure dudes cramping her single lady style. Put on these tortoise shell frames with brown lenses and you can ditch F-Boys with the same finesse. Now if you only had a plane... GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
INTRODUCING FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out like us? Either way pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialise the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips umbrella holders and laser hair regrowth helmets?! GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.