OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell flip it on its back and send it down a hill well they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move Hare. *(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke people.) RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Who is the god of flamingos shrimp and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg it kinda reeks but we don't say anything because we don't want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous colorful stone-inspired sunnies. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
THE BEST PRESCRIPTION FOR GAINZ We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-coloured lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub's Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes). BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING KITTY HAWKERS' RAY BLOCKERS. Some people say the Wright Brothers were rocking a pair of these teal framed pink accented aviators when they decided to block out not just the rays at Kitty Hawk North Carolina but also their peer Glenn Curtiss from modern aviation history because if they can build the world's first aeroplane then they can certainly build the world's first time machine. Is this info true? We don't know. But some people said it. GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
WHILE LOOKING AT THIS HIGH FASHION PHOTO ...imagine the world's population - 7.8 billion people - saying 'wow' together in unison like the inimitable actor Owen Wilson. In fact say it right now. One two three: Wooooooooooooow. Perfect! (That Hansel so HAUTE right now.) Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
THE LEGEND “It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”– Chubbs Peterson Golf Legend & Alligator Enthusiast. RIP Chubbs. Your hands on (hand on?) approach to golf instruction was revolutionary (if not potentially sexual harassment). We’ve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy). We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS
OHHH 90s ROM COMS Whatever the topic golf a bicoastal email-based romance a sinking ship they don’t make ‘em like they used to. Whilst they occasionally skirt the outdated humour line (wait . . . was that sexist?) they make up for it in inspirational goosebump-filled moments for our heroes. These wood-grain framed and brown-lensed BFGs are perfect for your Tin Cup moment. So go ahead. Just knock it on Roy! FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS
We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future. OUR NEWEST STYLE THE VRGs New shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. That first ball goes sailing OB. Someone in your group says 'you picked your head up.' But you don't hear them as you dig into your port side pocket for another ball. Take all the mulligans you need these plaid coloured beauties won't slip a nautical inch. The copper lenses keep the colors bright and the details sharp as you ship off to your 'second' shot. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL FASHION
'Our Breakfast Run to Tiffany's black on black Runway goodrs will have you naming your cat 'Cat' and rocking Givenchy on your next run. (Just don't blame us for that Givenchy dress not sweat-wicking. We handle the sunglasses' performance the rest is on you).' Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! No Slip: Lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarized: Glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fashion: Look like a model while you're running. Isn't that why you're taking all those running selfies? No Catcalls: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won't be whistled at on the street; sadly we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN however guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
Whether fighting for your worth in the workplace or grabbing for the perfect wedge to get you closer to the hole these navy frames with copper lenses will have you kicking ass and shortening the gap between you and anything getting in the way of what you DESERVE.You go Girl! (or guy!) FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. Features FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY: Polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: Enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.* (*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.) ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. ALL FASHION
AND I CAN RIDE WITH MY CADDY Do you aim for the bunkers on purpose ‘cause you’re just that good? Do you refer to yourself as a Sand Trap Queen? No? Well now you will! With these pink frame rose lens and rose gold accent sunglasses you can do a slow-mo cat walk straight through all the sand you just destroyed while looking like the queen that you are. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. Features FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY: Polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: Enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.* (*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.) ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. ALL FASHION
BUZZED ON THE TOWER Meet Alexia goodr's Money Honey. (And yes that's her official title.) Think she looks like a badass? That's because she is one. And also because the Mach Gs add a badassness quotient to your own inherent badassness. And - oh no. This photo. There's too much badassness. It's going to blow! Run. Run! RUN!!!!! GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
THIS IS A FICTIONAL DEPICTION OF THE REAL CAPTAIN BLUNT... He's a commercial airline pilot and Navy Captain who once saved a Boeing 747-400 full of people from going down after it lost an engine. That hero isn’t on social media so we can't tag him. But if you give him the recognition he deserves in the comments we’ll print them out sit him down on our lap and read them aloud to him like it’s geriatric story time. GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
INTRODUCING FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out like us? Either way pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialise the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips umbrella holders and laser hair regrowth helmets?! GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE Nothing takes the edge off the first tee like a strong bloody. Calm those nerves with the soothing touch of tomato-colored frames and celery-inspired grips while seeing the world through these crispy-bacon copper lenses. You’ll gladly tee head back to the cart put your feet up grab your bloody Grip It and Sip It. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. ALL COVERAGE: Wider polarised lenses provide more coverage which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off. NO GOPHERS
THE REHAB PLAN TO RULE THEM ALL Unfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to 'stretch' and 'eat healthy' and start taking notes. We've got the workout rehab plan that'll get you those sweet sweet gainz. The plan is simple slam two mint juleps throw on these green and teal sunnies and ride the lighting. BFGs:BEAST FUCK!NG GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING OPERATION: BLACKOUT When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.) GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. Features 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we're pretty sure.) 3. ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.
RADICAL REFERENCES! Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies “Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.” Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race! BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK They think it's too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead they pick red blue yellow green purple - every color in the rainbow. But you know what you get when you combine all those colors? Black! That's right it's hiding in plain sight! Thanks to our new Hooked On Onyx program everyone can learn to appreciate wearing black. Then you can proudly say 'Hooked On Onyx worked for me!' BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.