LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena goddess of warfare wisdom and handicraft. (Oooh triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex but ok.) Hey it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Yes wretched mortal I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel and smash that like button so thou dost not get smited. Plus I am thy God of archery music and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan Thee Stallion to shame! Also I am thy God of truth and prophecy healing and diseases the Sun and light and poetry. Liketh it not? Too many things-eth? WELL TOO F***ING-ETH BAD!!!Apollo-Gize for Nothing Specifications Non-Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
We often dream of a simpler time when Mario just moved left to right and your success on a level had nothing to do with depth perception. It relied entirely on luck and memorising patterns. In celebration of those glory days we made these white framed purple lensed beauties. Hopefully on Mario’s 87th concussion the sun won’t burn quite so bright. F*** the sun. Especially that angry one. GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
With sweet tea lenses and non-slip lemonade frames these beauties are a perfect blend of performance and fashion. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS
THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
'After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite Mick and Keith went for a jog in the black of night and came across a river so blue they could barely believe it.' Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. These all white with rose lens glasses help you see your ball as it flies directly into the lake. It also increases the contrast on the course so you can see all the gopher holes to avoid. Actually scratch that...because Rule 16 in the official Rules of Golf says you're allowed to move it off of that gopher hole. Anyways look and feel like a pro in these explosive shades. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS
RISE FROM THE ASHES Next time you black-in while inside a bathtub in Las Vegas rise from the ashes of your dumpster fire of a life with these red frames with rose lenses and a little hair of the dog. We prefer a thick and salty Bloody Mary. Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
'You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen but you'll be flying to Valhalla guaranteed.' Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
PISTOL SQUAAAAAD Listen if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.) BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say 'Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral.' Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:Whatever persona you're channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name - Fossil Finding Focals Goodr say: “For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!!”
No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name - Stay Fly Ornithologists Goodr say: “Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.”
Goodr PHG Fossil Finding SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.