LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there. SHRIMPIN AIN'T EASY If you've ever been turned away from a roller coaster for being too short to ride you know...It ain't easy out here for a shrimp. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Perfectly Petite: These lil goodrs are perfectly suited for petite noggins.
THE ULTIMATE PARTY DRINK These tropical blue and yellow shades are named for the best solution for getting a charlie horse in your calf at mile 17: Pineapple painkillers. That's right this delightful cocktail 2 parts rum 4 parts pineapple juice (with anti-inflammatory bromelain!) 1 part orange juice and coconut cream is what Carl reaches for when he's run out of piña colada mix (he obviously doesn't realize that he could make a piña with these ingredients...oh Carl). It doesn't actually help the cramp but you'll get such a bad side cramp after you slam the drink you won't remember the charlie horse! Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Kids cycle specific over trousersConstructed from a fully waterproof and breathable fabricFully taped seamsFull length weatherproof zips - for ease of fitting with footwearElasticated ankle with Velcro fasteningReflective detailing for night time safety.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say 'Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral.' Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:Whatever persona you're channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
PISTOL SQUAAAAAD Listen if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.) BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
Train and race in the open water or the pool, the Venator-X excels equally in both. A flexible build optimises their fit for a variety of face shapes and sizes, ensuring comfort and distraction-free performance. An exclusive mould developed in collaboration with leading pro Ironman swimmer Josh Amberger. This is Josh’s training goggle of choice as he builds up to achieve the first out of the water accolade at Kona for a third successive year.
The Legacy Mirror Goggles are advance swimming goggles which feature specialist curved lenses that stretch your field of vision allowing you to see more in and out of the pool. Ensuring a comfortable fit, the curved back clip ensures the goggles are comfortable on your head during long-term wear. Meanwhile, the Nike Swift Track nose bridge system allows you to easily adjust the goggles fit.
Whether you're on the green or between the sheets there's nothing better than a little birdie talk! Similarly these salt and pepper argyle sunglasses are guaranteed to jazz up your face AND your golf game (not your love life). Well...at least your face. We can't legally claim they'll improve your game. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. Features FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY: Polarised lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: Enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.* (*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.) NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS
The Bi-Polar V2 Peg features a 4.5" length keeping you locked into those grinds. An AL-7075 inner sleeve and is fully interchangable. Lightweight peg constructed of a polymer blend of plastic, which allows this peg to be one of the strongest plastic pegs on the market. Slides well on all surfaces including aluminum, brick, and rough concrete. Please note: The Demolition Bi-Polar V2 Peg is sold individually. ###section### Product Specs LENGTH: 4.5" (114mm) DIAMETER: 1.6″ (41.2mm) MATERIAL: Plastic AXLE SIZE: 14mm w/ 3/8″ Adapter PACK SIZE: 1 (Single) WEIGHT: 141.7g (5.0oz)
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Look it's pretty self-explanatory Aphrodite is Aphrodite in both the streets and the sheets. Why would she take on a different persona depending on where she is? Unless do gods like role-playing? That a thing? She's also still Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets while in these Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets goodrs. That is sooo meta. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
With the advanced fabric technology of Power Shield® Pro, this close-fitting and versatile outer layer balances weather protection with exceptional breathability. Highly wind and water-resistant, the Polartec® softshell regulates warmth and crucially allows sweat to escape, keeping you dry and comfortable. This active breathability and temperature regulation make it a jacket that will get you out on the door when the weather looks bleak. In tough conditions it can be hard to get to your pockets. dhb have built a flap over the pockets to keep your ride essentials protected, but this has enough stretch for easy access, allowing you to fuel effectively in harsh weather. The central pocket is designed for your pump, keeping it out of the way from the bits you need more often. A zip pocket keeps valuables safe. Ideal for temperatures between 8-14 Celsius, pair with the right base layer and it will operate either side of that with ease. Polartec® Polartec® create the most advanced performance textiles in the world. Polartec® started as the original synthetic fleece and now offers a collection of more than 300 different fabrics designed to keep you warm, dry and, most importantly, comfortable in a variety of outdoor activities. dhb's Aeron collection dhb's most extensive range of performance products, Aeron is engineered with the best technical fabrics to keep you at optimal body temperature in all conditions. Built to last, dhb rigorously test every garment out in the field, fine-tuning until they are ready to go. Minimal distractions, maximal comfort.