No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name - Fossil Finding Focals Goodr say: “For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!!”
No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Behind the Name - Stay Fly Ornithologists Goodr say: “Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.”
No Slip Treated with a special grip coating, the Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting Sunglasses therefore helping to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce The Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting Sunglasses’ frame features a distinguished double nose bridge, with a snug, lightweight fit that ensures maximum comfort and enhanced stability. Polarised The Goodr PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing polarised lenses, which deliver UV400 protection – blocking out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Goodr PHG Fossil Finding SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Fossil Finding Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Dr Ray Sting Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists SunglassesWho needs a PHD when you can wear a PHG? The Goodr PHG Stay Fly Ornithologists Sunglasses deliver a distinguished design and high-performance fit.Slip free, the PHG Sunglasses feature a special grip coating which eliminates slippage – even when sweating. The distinguished double nose bridge completes the sunglasses’ snug and lightweight fit which ensures a stabilised, no-bounce fit.The PHG Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses and shield your vision with UV400 protection.FeaturesSpecial grip frame coating for a no-slip fitDistinguished double nose bridgeSnug and lightweight frame ensures a comfortable fitNo bounce designGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB raysGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreBuy Goodr Sports Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO 'REAL' DOCTORS MOM & DAD!!!) No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses it's so cute.3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.