No Slip The Goodr The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses promise ‘No Slip’ with a special grip coating on the frame to eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce Featuring a snug, lightweight, comfortable fit, the Goodr The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses’ frame is designed to prevent bounce when you’re running. Polarised Goodr’s The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses are engineered with glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Leopards Goodr claim that no one wearing their running glasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (that they know of). Behind the Name - Professional Respawner Goodr created the The OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses celebrate the great video game respawn.
Goodr’s The OGs Donkey Goggles Sunglasses come with a lightweight, rugged frame which offers a snug but comfortable fit that prevents bouncing when you’re on the move. The frame also comes with a special grip coating that stops slippage – even when sweating. The large lenses ensure advanced lens technology including polarised technology which prevents glare. Also included is a UV400 layer which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
'You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen but you'll be flying to Valhalla guaranteed.' Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
RISE FROM THE ASHES Next time you black-in while inside a bathtub in Las Vegas rise from the ashes of your dumpster fire of a life with these red frames with rose lenses and a little hair of the dog. We prefer a thick and salty Bloody Mary. Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
'After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite Mick and Keith went for a jog in the black of night and came across a river so blue they could barely believe it.' Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
With sweet tea lenses and non-slip lemonade frames these beauties are a perfect blend of performance and fashion. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS
We often dream of a simpler time when Mario just moved left to right and your success on a level had nothing to do with depth perception. It relied entirely on luck and memorising patterns. In celebration of those glory days we made these white framed purple lensed beauties. Hopefully on Mario’s 87th concussion the sun won’t burn quite so bright. F*** the sun. Especially that angry one. GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Yes wretched mortal I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel and smash that like button so thou dost not get smited. Plus I am thy God of archery music and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan Thee Stallion to shame! Also I am thy God of truth and prophecy healing and diseases the Sun and light and poetry. Liketh it not? Too many things-eth? WELL TOO F***ING-ETH BAD!!!Apollo-Gize for Nothing Specifications Non-Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus the god of wine general ecstasy fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic) throws THE best orgies in town.*(*Well maybe after Carl the Flamingo.) Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
'His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up sober.' Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Ah the season of giving is upon us!!! And the best part about giving presents to others is knowing that now they're obligated to give a present to you that's just as good if not better. If they don't you'll take your revenge and they'll live to regret it. Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires. 'We dug up Carl the Flamingo's Grandma's grave to steal her 'Special Gingerbread Recipe.'What? Carl wouldn't share it or even say what it's for. Anyway great news. THE RECIPE WAS IN HER POCKET!!!But bad news the recipe was for 'Cranberry Sauce Gingerbread Shrimpballs.' It sounded so gross we barfed all over the Pet Cemetery.But it wasn't a total loss. On the back there was ANOTHER gingerbread recipe for something that sounded SO. FLOCKING. AMAZING.We made it. And we'll share it with you. But if you ask us how to make it yourself sorry...You'll Never Get This Recipe (Note: Do not eat gingerbread sunnies unless you hate your teeth & intestines.).' Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.