INTRODUCING FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out like us? Either way pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialise the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips umbrella holders and laser hair regrowth helmets?! GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows the best jokes are the ones you have to explain. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Who is the god of flamingos shrimp and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg it kinda reeks but we don't say anything because we don't want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous colorful stone-inspired sunnies. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
BUZZED ON THE TOWER Meet Alexia goodr's Money Honey. (And yes that's her official title.) Think she looks like a badass? That's because she is one. And also because the Mach Gs add a badassness quotient to your own inherent badassness. And - oh no. This photo. There's too much badassness. It's going to blow! Run. Run! RUN!!!!! GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
THIS IS A FICTIONAL DEPICTION OF THE REAL CAPTAIN BLUNT... He's a commercial airline pilot and Navy Captain who once saved a Boeing 747-400 full of people from going down after it lost an engine. That hero isn’t on social media so we can't tag him. But if you give him the recognition he deserves in the comments we’ll print them out sit him down on our lap and read them aloud to him like it’s geriatric story time. GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
INTRODUCING OPERATION: BLACKOUT When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.) GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. Features 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we're pretty sure.) 3. ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.
The GT Mach One is designed to be the ideal introduction into the world of BMX racing. With a 6061 T-6 alloy frame inspired by the GT Speed Series frame, along with reverse dropouts, a GT top load stem, V-brakes and high quality tyres. See below for full specs. ###section### Product Specs FRAME MATERIAL: 6061 T6 Aluminium WHEEL SIZE: 20" TOP TUBE LENGTH: 20.75" CHAIN STAY LENGTH: 14.92" HEAD TUBE ANGLE: 74° SEAT TUBE ANGLE: 72° FORKS: GT BMX Race, Hi-Ten Steel 1 1/8” Steerer, Tapered Legs, 3/8” Dropouts BARS: GT Race, Steel, 8.25”H x 29”W, 3° Up, 11° Back STEM: GT Top Load, 1”, 50mm HEADSET: 1 1/8” Integrated Design, 45X45 Degree Sealed Bearings BRAKE MOUNTS: Welded BRAKES: Alloy V-type FRONT HUB: Steel Body, 36H, 3/8” Axle FRONT RIM: Alloy Single Wall, 36h REAR HUB: Steel Flip Flop Thread-onBody, Freewheel, 36h, 3/8”Axle REAR RIM: Alloy Single Wall, 36h TYRES: GT Wing 20 x 1.75” SPROCKET: 44T Steel Chain Ring CRANKS: GT Power Series Tubular Cr-Mo 3pc., 175mm Arms, 19mm x 8T Splined Spindle, Steel Spider, BB: Euro PEDALS: TBC SEAT: Railed GEARING: 44/16 WEIGHT: TBC ###section### Product Highlights Pro sized BMX race bike for riders who need a full size BMX. Typically suited to riders 5ft 3" to 5ft 8" (160cm - 175cm) A BMX race specific bike perfect for racers who want to take it to the next level Lightweight aluminium construction Lightweight aluminium frame V-brake system on welded mounts ###shogun-image-section###
The GT Mach One is designed to be the ideal introduction into the world of BMX racing. With a 6061 T-6 alloy frame inspired by the GT Speed Series frame, along with reverse dropouts, a GT top load stem, V-brakes and high quality tyres. See below for full specs. ###section### Product Specs FRAME MATERIAL: 6061 T6 Aluminium WHEEL SIZE: 24" TOP TUBE LENGTH: 21.75" CHAIN STAY LENGTH: 15.43" HEAD TUBE ANGLE: 73° SEAT TUBE ANGLE: 70° FORKS: GT BMX Race, Hi-Ten Steel 1 1/8” Steerer, Tapered Legs, 3/8” Dropouts BARS: GT Race, Steel, 6.5”H x 29”W, 4° Up, 8° Back STEM: GT Top Load, 1”, 50mm HEADSET: 1 1/8” Integrated Design, 45X45 Degree Sealed Bearings BRAKE MOUNTS: Welded BRAKES: Alloy V-type FRONT HUB: Steel Body, 36H, 3/8” Axle FRONT RIM: Alloy Single Wall, 36h REAR HUB: Steel Flip Flop Thread-onBody, Freewheel, 36h, 3/8”Axle REAR RIM: Alloy Single Wall, 36h TYRES: GT Wing 24 x 2.1” (front), GT Wing 24 x 1.75” (rear) SPROCKET: 42T Steel Chain Ring CRANKS: GT Power Series Tubular Cr-Mo 3pc., 175mm Arms, 19mm x 8T Splined Spindle, Steel Spider, BB: Euro PEDALS: TBC SEAT: Railed GEARING: 42/18 WEIGHT: TBC ###section### Product Highlights Cruiser BMX Race bike with larger 24" wheels. A BMX race specific bike perfect for racers who want to take it to the next level Lightweight aluminium construction Lightweight aluminium frame V-brake system on welded mounts ###shogun-image-section###
The GT Mach One is designed to be the ideal introduction into the world of BMX racing. With a 6061 T-6 alloy frame inspired by the GT Speed Series frame, along with reverse dropouts, a GT top load stem, V-brakes and high quality tyres. See below for full specs. ###section### Product Specs FRAME MATERIAL: 6061 T6 Aluminium WHEEL SIZE: 16" TOP TUBE LENGTH: 15.5" CHAIN STAY LENGTH: 11.6" HEAD TUBE ANGLE: 72° SEAT TUBE ANGLE: 71° FORKS: GT BMX Race, Hi-Ten Steel 1 1/8” Steerer, Tapered Legs, 3/8” Dropouts BARS: GT Race, Steel, 3”Hx17.7”W STEM: Alloy Ahead Stem, 37mm HEADSET: 1-1/8”Threadless,Steel BRAKE MOUNTS: Welded BRAKES: Alloy V-type FRONT HUB: Steel Body, 28h, 3/8”Axle FRONT RIM: Alloy Single Wall, 28h REAR HUB: Steel Flip Flop Thread-onBody, Freewheel, 28h, 3/8”Axle REAR RIM: Alloy Single Wall, 28h TYRES: Innova,16x1.75” SPROCKET: 36T Steel Chain Ring CRANKS: Steel Forged 1pc., 114mm Arm BB: US PEDALS: TBC SEAT: GT Uni Mini Padded GEARING: 36/16 WEIGHT: TBC ###section### Product Highlights BMX Race inspired beginner bike with smaller wheels for the little ones who are just learning to ride A great BMX race inspired kids BMX bike Lightweight aluminium construction Durable double wall rims Strong responsive V-brake ###shogun-image-section###
The GT Mach One is designed to be the ideal introduction into the world of BMX racing. With a 6061 T-6 alloy frame inspired by the GT Speed Series frame, along with reverse dropouts, a GT top load stem, V-brakes and high quality tyres. See below for full specs. ###section### Product Specs FRAME MATERIAL: 6061 T6 Aluminium WHEEL SIZE: 20" TOP TUBE LENGTH: 17.75" CHAIN STAY LENGTH: 13.18" HEAD TUBE ANGLE: 72° SEAT TUBE ANGLE: 70° FORKS: GT BMX Race, Hi-Ten Steel 1 1/8” Steerer, Tapered Legs, 3/8” Dropouts BARS: GT Race, Steel, 2”Hx22”w/8°Back, 2°Up STEM: GT Top Load, 1”, 40mm HEADSET: 1 1/8” Integrated Design, 45X45 Degree Sealed Bearings BRAKE MOUNTS: Welded BRAKES: Alloy V-type FRONT HUB: Steel Body, 28h, 3/8”Axle FRONT RIM: Alloy Double Wall, 28h REAR HUB: Steel Flip Flop Thread-onBody, Freewheel, 28h, 3/8”Axle REAR RIM: Alloy Double Wall, 28h TYRES: Kenda Race, 20x1-3/8” SPROCKET: 38T Steel Chain Ring CRANKS: GT Alloy Forged 3pc, 140mm, SquareTaper BB: Euro PEDALS: TBC SEAT: GT Uni Mini Padded GEARING: 38/16 WEIGHT: TBC ###section### Product Highlights Mini size. Designed specifically for the smallest racers. Approx 4ft 2" - 4ft 10" (127cm - 148cm) A great BMX race inspired kids BMX bike Lightweight aluminium construction Durable double wall rims V-brake system on welded mounts ###shogun-image-section###
The GT Mach One is designed to be the ideal introduction into the world of BMX racing. With a 6061 T-6 alloy frame inspired by the GT Speed Series frame, along with reverse dropouts, a GT top load stem, V-brakes and high quality tyres. See below for full specs. ###section### Product Specs FRAME MATERIAL: 6061 T6 Aluminium WHEEL SIZE: 20" TOP TUBE LENGTH: 19.5" CHAIN STAY LENGTH: 13.62" HEAD TUBE ANGLE: 73° SEAT TUBE ANGLE: 70° FORKS: GT BMX Race, Hi-Ten Steel 1 1/8” Steerer, Tapered Legs, 3/8” Dropouts BARS: GT Race, Steel, 6.5”Hx26”W, 8°Back, 4°Up, 19mm O.D. CrossBar STEM: GT Top Load, 1”, 40mm HEADSET: 1 1/8” Integrated Design, 45X45 Degree Sealed Bearings BRAKE MOUNTS: Welded BRAKES: Alloy V-type FRONT HUB: Steel Body, 28h, 3/8”Axle FRONT RIM: Alloy Double Wall, 28h REAR HUB: Steel Flip Flop Thread-onBody, Freewheel, 28h, 3/8”Axle REAR RIM: Alloy Double Wall, 28h TYRES: Kenda Race, 20x1-3/8” SPROCKET: 38T Steel Chain Ring CRANKS: GT Alloy Forged 3pc, 165mm, SquareTaper BB: Euro PEDALS: TBC SEAT: GT Uni Mini Padded GEARING: 38/16 WEIGHT: TBC ###section### Product Highlights Expert sized BMX bike. Designed for the needs of racers who are 5ft" - 5ft 4" (150cm - 165cm) A BMX race specific bike perfect for racers who want to take it to the next level Lightweight aluminium construction Durable double wall rims V-brake system on welded mounts ###shogun-image-section###
The GT Mach One is designed to be the ideal introduction into the world of BMX racing. With a 6061 T-6 alloy frame inspired by the GT Speed Series frame, along with reverse dropouts, a GT top load stem, V-brakes and high quality tyres. See below for full specs. ###section### Product Specs FRAME MATERIAL: 6061 T6 Aluminium WHEEL SIZE: 20" TOP TUBE LENGTH: 18.75" CHAIN STAY LENGTH: 13.18" HEAD TUBE ANGLE: 73° SEAT TUBE ANGLE: 70° FORKS: GT BMX Race, Hi-Ten Steel 1 1/8” Steerer, Tapered Legs, 3/8” Dropouts BARS: GT Race, Steel, 4”Hx24”w/8°Back, 2°Up, 19mm O.D. CrossBar STEM: GT Top Load, 1”, 40mm HEADSET: 1 1/8” Integrated Design, 45X45 Degree Sealed Bearings BRAKE MOUNTS: Welded BRAKES: Alloy V-type FRONT HUB: Steel Body, 28h, 3/8”Axle FRONT RIM: Alloy Double Wall, 28h REAR HUB: Steel Flip Flop Thread-onBody, Freewheel, 28h, 3/8”Axle REAR RIM: Alloy Double Wall, 28h TYRES: Kenda Race, 20x1-3/8” SPROCKET: 38T Steel Chain Ring CRANKS: GT Alloy Forged 3pc, 152mm, SquareTaper BB: Euro PEDALS: TBC SEAT: GT Uni Mini Padded GEARING: 38/16 WEIGHT: TBC ###section### Product Highlights Junior sized BMX bike. Designed for the needs of racers who are 4ft 6" - 5ft 1" (138cm - 155cm) A BMX race specific bike great for those riders just getting started Lightweight aluminium construction Durable double wall rims V-brake system on welded mounts ###shogun-image-section###