INTRODUCING FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out like us? Either way pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialise the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips umbrella holders and laser hair regrowth helmets?! GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
INTRODUCING KITTY HAWKERS' RAY BLOCKERS. Some people say the Wright Brothers were rocking a pair of these teal framed pink accented aviators when they decided to block out not just the rays at Kitty Hawk North Carolina but also their peer Glenn Curtiss from modern aviation history because if they can build the world's first aeroplane then they can certainly build the world's first time machine. Is this info true? We don't know. But some people said it. GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
INTRODUCING OPERATION: BLACKOUT When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.) GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. Features 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we're pretty sure.) 3. ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows the best jokes are the ones you have to explain. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite they demand to fill the holes in their souls, Mick and Keith went for a jog in the black of night and came across a river so blue they could barely believe it. Inspired by that Legendary night we created these black and blue sunglasses.NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.No Slip - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.,No Bounce - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.,No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).,.Made For:Running,.Great For:Biking,Beasting,.Mick and Keiths Midnight Ramble Origin Story:The night Mick Jagger and Keith Richards wrote Midnight Rambler, the legendary duo not only managed to write one of the most classic rock and roll songs in their extensive repetoire but they also had one hell of an epic night. We would recount the story for you, but frankly we don’t know the details.
Goodr OG’s Insomniacs Cataracts SunglassesWith a casual feeling frame and high-performance lenses, the Goodr OG’s Insomniacs Cataracts Sunglasses are a fantastic go to for the urban cyclists.The lenses offer a large, open field of vision which is optimised with glare-reduction and polarisation. Protecting your vision, the lenses also come with a UV400 filter which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.The stylish, lifestyle looking frame minimises bounce with a lightweight, snug fit that provides a long-lasting comfortable fit. Helping to stabilise the glasses, the frame is coated in a special non-slip coating which holds the sunglasses in position against sweat and all other forms of moisture. FeaturesMade for running, cycling, beasting and everyday wearSpecial grip coating prevents slippageSnug and lightweight frame fitGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVBBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn SunglassesFinding a good, reliable pair of sunglasses can be challenging, almost as challenging as finding a unicorn… so look no further with the Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn Sunglasses.Perfectly balanced the sunglasses are designed to be snug fitting and lightweight to avoid bounce as you run and move around. For additional stabilisation the frame is also coated in a special grip treatment that will keep the sunglasses in position against sweat, rain and any other moisture you come into contact with.The lenses optimise your vision with glare-reducing, polarised filters. Also, shielding your vision the lenses come with UV400 protection which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.FeaturesDesigned for runnersAlso, a great option for everyday life and urban cyclingFrame comes with a special grip coating for enhanced stabilisationSnug and lightweight frame that prevents bouncing while you runGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB raysBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn SunglassesThe Goodr OG’s Reginald The Unicorn Sunglasses deliver a classic look with enhanced levels of style and performance that makes them the perfect choice for runners and for everyday wear.The sunglasses’ frame is engineered with a special grip coating that stops the glasses from moving around especially when you’re sweating. Additionally, to prevent bounce the frame comes with a lightweight, tight fit that is comfortable and snug on your head.The lenses offer the ultimate in protection and ensure an optimised vision experience. The lenses have a glare reducing and polarized layer for a more restful and enhanced vision. Meanwhile, the lenses also provide UV400 protection which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays. Keeping your vision clear the top layer of the lenses is scratch resistant and shatter proof.FeaturesSpecial grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweatingSnug fit to prevent bounceLightweightGlare reducing, polarized lensesUV400 protection blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB raysScratch resistant and shatter proof layerBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Stabilisation Keeping the glasses in position the frame is supported with a special grip coating which keeps the sunglasses stabilised against sweat and moisture. Minimising Bounce Preventing the frame from bouncing around while you’re on the move, the sunglasses come with a lightweight, snug fit that is shaped to ensure a comfortable fit all day long. Lenses The blue lenses are glare reducing and polarised to optimise your vision. Additionally, protecting your vision, the lenses come with UV400 protection which blocks out 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Goodr OGs Professional Respawner SunglassesThe classic Goodr sunglasses, the Goodr OGs Professional Respawner Sunglasses deliver a classic shape with new levels of style and performance.No slip, no bounce, and polarised, the Goodr OGs are great all-rounders. The lightweight, snug-fitting, comfortable frame is kept in place with a special grip coating. Meanwhile, the glare-reducing, polarised lenses protect your vision, blocking out harmful UVA and UVB rays, with UV400 protection.FeaturesGreat for running, beasting, biking, and moreFrame treated with special grip coatingNo-bounce designLightweight, snug fitting, comfortable frameGlare-reducing, polarised lensesUV400 protection blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB raysBuy Goodr Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
We often dream of a simpler time when Mario just moved left to right and your success on a level had nothing to do with depth perception. It relied entirely on luck and memorising patterns. In celebration of those glory days we made these white framed purple lensed beauties. Hopefully on Mario’s 87th concussion the sun won’t burn quite so bright. F*** the sun. Especially that angry one. GAMERS GO OUTSIDE TOO Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar. No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight yet snug with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. All Polarised: Glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.