LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS "You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup" she will turn you into a gecko.2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it Rhea.3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.Sincerely Demeter. Yes I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME." Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus the god of wine general ecstasy fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic) throws THE best orgies in town.*(*Well maybe after Carl the Flamingo.) Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses it's so cute.3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there. MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE We know what you're thinking the middle seat SUCKS.That's where you're wrong. The middle seat is where the best action is!!! Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Perfectly Petite: These lil goodrs are perfectly suited for petite noggins.
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there. NEVER THE BIG SPOON Could you actually be royalty?!Carl the Flamingo recently made a shocking discovery about his own noble ancestry. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Perfectly Petite: These lil goodrs are perfectly suited for petite noggins.
Get ready to go the distance in Kilo! Kilo’s lightweight Grilamid TR-90 Frame provides all-day comfort with hydrophilic adjustable rubber ear and nosepieces that offer a no-slip grip. The polycarbonate lenses are shatterproof with vented lenses making Kilo in Black / White with a Clarion Red Fototec lens an ideal choice for endurance sports like cycling or running. Frame: Light & Durable Grilamid TR-90Lens: Clarion Red Fototec – Shatterproof polycarbonate lens that repels water with a tint that starts nearly clear and darkens in sunlight to a smoke tint with red mirrorFeatures: Vented lenses fully adjustable nose & ear pads hydrophilic rubber ear and nose pads that increase grip the more you sweatFit: Medium-Large | Weight: 31GIncluded: Zippered Hardshell Case & Microfiber Cleaning Bag
The Speedcraft SL model is designed with a shorter lens profile and more compact nose bridge to fit smaller faces. With the exception of the lens air scoops the SL model maintains the same high performance features and lens technology as the standard Speedcraft model. Ultra-grip rubber nose and temple pieces help the glasses stay in place and provide all-day comfort while the lower air scoops increase ventilation to reduce moisture on the lens and prevent fogging during high intensity efforts The Speedcraft's unique frame design was specifically designed from scratch for perfectly unobstructed peripheral vision providing optimum situational awareness vital when racing in a pack In The Box Comes with a hard case microfiber cleaning bag nose pad and for non photochromic Speedcraft® SL's a clear replacement lens High-impact and scratch-resistant 5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 100% UV protection (UV400) and with HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Shatterproof and lightweight Grilamid TR90 frame with Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for a secure fit essential in racing situations Comes with a custom hard case an alternative fit nose pad and a 100% branded storage and cleaning bag
The S3 combines standout features from two renowned performance favorites borrowing the understated brow from the S2 and the definitive intake vents from our iconic Speedcraft. The S3 gives riders a subtly softened angularity while retaining the definitive look of unwavering power ensuring all know—it’s about giving it 100%. Designed in California Ultra HD lenses manufactured from high-impact resistant and lightweight polycarbonate 5.5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 360º visibility for unobstructed views and optimal field of vision Lower air scoops to increase ventilation while reducing moisture on the lens Interchangeable scratch resistant lenses provide 100% UV protection (UV400) Hydrophobic and Oleophobic lens treatment repels water dirt and oil Durable flexible and lightweight TR90 frame Ultra-grip rubber nose and temple tips provide a secure fit no matter how much you sweat Also available with contrast-defining HiPER lens and photochromic lens Comes with a hard case microfiber cleaning bag clear replacement lens and extra alternative fit nose pad
Inspired by the Speedcraft's legendary success on cycling's biggest stages the S2 is 100% speed that has been newly refined for everyday sports performance. Our innovative frame geometry and signature interchangeable lens tech has been tuned for riding at any level. S2's laser-etched edging provides the look of a full frame in a rimless cylindrical shield for extended vertical visibility and peerless comfort. High-impact resistant and lightweight polycarbonate lenses 5.5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 360 degree visibility for unobstructed views and optimal field of vision Interchangeable scratch-resistant lenses provide 100% UV protection Lower air scoops to increase ventilation while reducing moisture on the lens HYDROILO lens treatment repels water dirt and oil Durable flexible and lightweight TR90 frame Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for a secure fit no matter how much you sweat Also available with contrast-defining HiPER lens and photochromic options Interchangeable lenses Clear Lens: Filter Category 0 Light Transmission 93% Comes with a custom hard case an alternative fit nose pad and a 100% branded storage and cleaning bag
As the eyewear of choice for many time UCI World Champion Peter Sagan the Speedcraft is fully loaded with our most advanced technology for the ultimate in racing performance. Ultra-grip rubber nose and temple pieces help the glasses stay in place and provide all-day comfort while the lower air scoops increase ventilation to reduce moisture on the lens and prevent fogging during high intensity efforts. The Speedcraft's unique frame design was specifically designed from scratch for perfectly unobstructed peripheral vision providing optimum situational awareness vital when racing in a pack. In The Box Comes with a hard case microfiber cleaning bag alternate fit nose pad and clear replacement lens High-impact and scratch-resistant 5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 100% UV protection (UV400) and with HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Shatterproof and lightweight Grilamid TR90 frame with Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for a secure fit essential in racing situations Available in a full-size standard and lower volume 'SL' or 'Short Lens' version for those wanting a more compact profile Available with 100%'s premium HiPER lenses as well as standard versions and all models include an additional clear lens for low-light situations Comes with a custom hard case an alternative fit nose pad and a 100% branded storage and cleaning bag
As the eyewear of choice for many time UCI World Champion Peter Sagan the Speedcraft is fully loaded with our most advanced technology for the ultimate in racing performance. Ultra-grip rubber nose and temple pieces help the glasses stay in place and provide all-day comfort while the lower air scoops increase ventilation to reduce moisture on the lens and prevent fogging during high intensity efforts. The Speedcraft's unique frame design was specifically designed from scratch for perfectly unobstructed peripheral vision providing optimum situational awareness vital when racing in a pack. In The Box Available with 100%'s premium HiPER lenses as well as standard versions and all models include an additional clear lens for low-light situations. Comes with a custom hard case an alternative fit nose pad and a 100% branded storage and cleaning bag. High-impact and scratch-resistant 5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 100% UV protection (UV400) and with HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Shatterproof and lightweight Grilamid TR90 frame with Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for a secure fit essential in racing situations Available in a full-size standard and lower volume 'SL' or 'Short Lens' version for those wanting a more compact profile Available with 100%'s premium HiPER lenses as well as standard versions and all models include an additional clear lens for low-light situations Comes with a custom hard case an alternative fit nose pad and a 100% branded storage and cleaning bag