PISTOL SQUAAAAAD Listen if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.) BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Dissertation: no one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say 'Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral.' Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Future Rebel:Whatever persona you're channeling we guarantee no one wearing goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
The Undertone Bucket Hat is made with 60% cotton and 40% polyester.
The Skate Graphics Jockey Hat is a 100% cotton 6-panel unstructured hat with a flat bill for a laid-back look.
Blast skates 100% cotton classic Mascot pocket T-shirt, printed in London UK.
The Vans Classic Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a classic fit, crew neck t-shirt featuring the Vans signature front graphic.
With a bound rib collar and reinforced shoulder seams, premium Vans trims, an embroidered chest patch, and a checkerboard hanger loop, the Off The Wall tee will be the last T-shirt you’ll ever need.
The Vans Classic Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a heavier weight 100% carded ringspun cotton t-shirt with long sleeves and signature front logo graphics. Fit type: classic.
Regulat fit 100% cotton with logo on left chest.
With a bound rib collar and reinforced shoulder seams, premium Vans trims, an embroidered chest patch, and a checkerboard hanger loop, the Off The Wall tee will be the last T-shirt you’ll ever need.
With a bound rib collar and reinforced shoulder seams, premium Vans trims, an embroidered chest patch, and a checkerboard hanger loop, the Off The Wall tee will be the last T-shirt you’ll ever need.