BLAST FROM THE PAST REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!! Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted and lightweight with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
PSSST...C'MERE. CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES. Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted and lightweight with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
YOU'RE STUNTING You fall out of bed. You trip down the stairs. You pick up a tray full of drinks and walk into the patio door. You step on a rake. You ride your bike into a mailbox. You lean back in your chair fall and bonk your head on a fish tank. The glass breaks. Aquarium water and flopping fish rain down on you. Embarrassing moments? Nah. Just put on your Wrap Gs and act like it's intentional as you saucily quip 'I do my own Stunts!' Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted and lightweight with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!! Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted and lightweight with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
EXTREME SCUFFLE Bringing tentacles to a fistfight is a sure way to whoop some ass!!! You're outnumbered!!! Outmuscled!!! Your fists mean nothing here human!!! Bring your best fighter and watch them get drop-kicked with ease!!! Wooooooo!!!!! Look Ma No Hands!!!! Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted and lightweight with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH For centuries the Spanish and southerners have tormented bulls for sport. Their misery has been used as a form of entertainment but we at Goodr know the truth - bulls are people too! Clowns however are questionable. The time has come to flip the script on this age old tradition. Save a bull ride a rodeo clown. Features No Slip: We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing. No Bounce: Our frame is fitted and lightweight with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter. Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
Working with some of the best classic racers in the world has inspired us to create a technical jersey specifically for cooler temperatures. Jerseys keep getting lighter, and the perfect jersey for a scorching-hot Tour de France stage may not be what you want for cooler weather. Partial-stretch fabrics with a brushed inner surface offer light insulation without compromising breathability. Excellent for racing but also for early morning rides when the sun is not yet too high, or for all those areas that aren't too sunny and where even the summer weather is never very hot. Features: Lightly brushed fabrics for those slightly cooler days Full-length YKK® Vislon® front zip with flap for light wind protection Waist elastic with silicone for grip High-stretch lighter fabric on sides and shoulders for perfect fit Lie-flat elastic on sleeve cuff with silicone grip and laser-cut finishing 3 rear pockets Subtle reflective accents Temp. Range: 10°+ C Weight: 204 gr
With the rush of wind in your ears and the blur of riding fast, mountain biking is certainly a thrilling pursuit. But when you're pushing your limits you need confidence you'll be protected should you step over those limits. And with the tough in-mould construction of the Rogue Helmet on your side, if you do crash you have the protection you can trust. All-around Head Protection The in-mould construction sees an EPS foam liner directly fused to a tough and durable polycarbonate shell. The outer provides protection from those minor knocks and scrapes that are common when mountain biking. The EPS foam, meanwhile, provides shock absorption in the event of an impact. The stylishly aggressive design not only looks the part but the extended coverage gives extra protection across the temples and back of the head. Cool Air. Clear View. Not only is the Rogue protective, but it also has features that boost comfort and performance on the trails. Firstly, 16 vents, with internal channelling, ensure you enjoy the cool flow of air to your head. You also have an adjustable visor, allowing you to keep sun and rain off your eyewear. The adjustability allows you to stow goggles securely, perfect for climbs or rest stops. And if you ride with sunglasses, the visor has a sunglass storage feature too. Quick Adjustment A secure, comfortable helmet is a safer helmet. And it's easy to get the Rogue secure and comfortable thanks to the Safe-T Heta Fit System. A rear dial allows quick and precise adjustment and the 360-degree head belt prevents pressure points. Inside, the soft pads add to comfort too. And they're washable, allowing you to keep everything fresh.
Carry more than just the essentials on your running adventures with the OMM Classic Waist Belt 6. Featuring capacity for spare layers, food, and drink, it allows you to cover more ground and stop less, while the wide hip-belt prevents excess movement throughout your running motion. A wide access zippered opening also makes it easy for grabbing supplies when on the move, and it comes complete with a 500ml Ultra Bottle, mesh pocket, and whistle.
For those days when you're not racing the clock but simply clocking the hours in the saddle. You want to be comfortable and look good. We engineered everything but speed into this jersey. It uses a brand-new fabric that lets us cross-dye it to give a richer depth of color to the shoulders and sides on an otherwise solid-colored jersey. Since it's made for long rides, we've added a zippered pocket to keep your valuables safe. The fit is close to body for comfort but not as revealing as that of our race pieces. What Is It This jersey wins the classification for combining a clean look with great performance. Its cross-dyed micro-piqué fabric brings comfort and sophistication in a jersey you'll be happy to ride in all day. Features: Micro-piqué polyester knit for great moisture management with a soft hand Cross-dyed side panels and shoulders give depth to solid-colored jersey Color-matched YKK® Vislon® zipper 3 rear pockets Zippered key pocket Weight: 130g
Designed with the speed of our pro riders in mind, the Rogue properly protects the most sensible head areas, the back and the temple. The EPS shell is fully wrapped by in-moulded polycarbonate to ensure a longer durability to the helmet. The Rogue exceeds all the worldwide certifications and performs best thanks to its meticulously engineered EPS shell. The visor has been designed to enhance the safety of the Bluegrass Rogue, as well as protecting from branches, it is flexible injected to adapt to the shell of the helmet in a crash. This unique feature helps to manage extra rotational forces transferred to your neck. To ride fast there should be no distractions. We design our helmets to protect without you even noticing. The fit is unparalleled and thanks to its new Safe-T Heta retention system the helmet is stable on the head. The 360 degree head belt ensures that there are no pressure points on the skull and its easy to use vertical adjustment leaves you an individual fit. At 320g it's exceptionally lighter compared to similar intended use helmets. A constant airflow on your head is ensured by the internal air channeling system and 16 inlet and exhaust vents. Under the visor we strategically placed two vents to avoid fog in the sunglasses or goggle and to keep the front pad dry during the ride. The helmet shell has enough gap with your skull not to interfere with the arms of your glasses. If you use goggles, we designed an edge at the back to properly keep the strap in place and the visor is adjustable to leave enough storage to the goggle when you are climbing or resting. Sunglasses can be securely docked into the two visor vents providing a complete compatibility between your protective gear. In-mould polycarbonate shell with EPS liner Extended Head Coverage Safe-T Heta Fit System 360 degree Head belt, Vertical adjustment Ponytail Compatible Adjustable visor in flexible material >Hand washable comfort pads Air Lite straps with anchors embedded into liner Adjustable cam divider Reflective rear decal 16 Vents for Internal Air Channeling Eyewear and goggle compatible Sunglasses ports
That proven, tried and true style, the Classic has been miniaturised for those younger rippers. Classic Pro-Tec design and style built with a high-impact ABS shell that's paired with impact absorbing EPS foam inside to give the best protection possible. Pro-Tec's Twist Fit system provides dual-direction ratcheting adjustment to give a more custom fit without having to mess with changing liners out. They've also added a magnetic Fid-Lock buckle that's much easier to use for little fingers and eliminates those peskly neck pinches. Every Pro-Tec JR Classic Helmet comes with two sets of pads to get the perfect fit and a Pro-Tec branded drawstring bag. Sizing: Youth Small: 47 - 49cm Youth M: 49 - 51cm X-Small: 52 - 54cm Small: 54 - 56cm Medium: 56 - 58cm Large: 58 - 60cm X-Large: 60 - 62cm XX-Large: 62 - 64cm