LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Yes wretched mortal I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel and smash that like button so thou dost not get smited. Plus I am thy God of archery music and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan Thee Stallion to shame! Also I am thy God of truth and prophecy healing and diseases the Sun and light and poetry. Liketh it not? Too many things-eth? WELL TOO F***ING-ETH BAD!!!Apollo-Gize for Nothing Specifications Non-Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena goddess of warfare wisdom and handicraft. (Oooh triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex but ok.) Hey it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does. Specifications Mirrored Reflective Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping only to find out at the end of the night he died which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck girl. Specifications Gradient Dark Lenses Best For: Running Laps Around Mortals Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. Are you gonna scratch this round? Nah who needs that kind of pressure. Kick back with your Coors Light shameless 5 mulligans and these black on black glasses as you blackout while making the turn. With our new Flamingo Eye technology these fly little fellas are 100% UV Protective 100% Polarized and 100% won't affect your ball visibility. But all those beers might. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS
THERE ARE A LOT OF LESSONS TO BE LEARNED ...from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure but mostly it’s this: Always trust strangers. A crazy old man appears out of thin air and gives you a time machine? Hell yes you’re going on an adventure! Two strangely dressed boys from the future (who don’t speak your language) want to take you away from everything you’ve ever known on a moment’s notice? Of course you’re going to start dating them! The caveat is that you never trust a strange robot from the future (but that’s a lesson for a bogus journey). Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR: Fade-er-ade encourages you to celebrate wins birdies flamingos and finding golf sunglasses that make you look as cool as you feel on the inside. Which is pretty flocking cool. (So cool you can use the phrase 'pretty flocking cool' and people think it's cool.) OUR FIRST CIRCLE GS WITH FLAMINGO EYE TECHNOLOGY Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re putting in your backyard or sipping a nitro cold brew. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason we have dubbed our golf-specific lens 'Flamingo Eye™ Technology.' All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance. These all white with rose lens glasses help you see your ball as it flies directly into the lake. It also increases the contrast on the course so you can see all the gopher holes to avoid. Actually scratch that...because Rule 16 in the official Rules of Golf says you're allowed to move it off of that gopher hole. Anyways look and feel like a pro in these explosive shades. FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY: Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one NO SLIP: We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.**Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you're swinging out of your shoes. NO SQUIRRELS
Introducing the new Circle Gs! Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Hipster/Influencer/Dystopian Rebel.
Tifosi Eyewear Swank Smoke Lens SunglassesRetro-style sunglasses come with a casual feel that also come with athletic features. The glasses come with a light and durable Grilamid TR-90 frame with hydrophilic rubber stays which stabilise the glasses position. The smoke lenses come with an 11% light transmission which is best suited to bright lighting conditions. The lenses come with a scratch-resistant and shatterproof construction and come with full UV protection.FeaturesLight, durable frame constructionScratch-resistant, shatterproof lensesGlare guard technologyGrilamid TR-90Hydrophilic rubber staysFull UV protectionSmoke lens11% light transmissionBuy Tifosi Eyewear Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.
Tifosi Eyewear Smoke Interchangeable SunglassesBuilt for extreme sporting action, the Tifosi Intense Smoke Interchangeable Sunglasses hit hard with shatterproof lenses and a durable frame that can really go the distance.The optically decentred lenses are built from polycarbonate which blends precision optics with protection against impact and abrasions. The lenses also offer full UVA and UVB protection creating a restful field of vision.The Smoke lenses come with a 15.4% light transmission which is great for bright lighting conditions. For a more specific coverage the sunglasses come with an interchangeable lens system which allows you to swap different tinted lenses in and out of the frame (additional lenses sold separately).The Grilamid TR-90 frame construction ensures a lightweight, flexible feel while promoting long-lasting durability.FeaturesSmoke lens15.4% light transmissionGrilamid TR-90 frame constructionHydrophilic rubber componentsOptically decentred lensesLenses made of polycarbonateFull UVA and UVB protectionInterchangeable lens systemBuy Tifosi Eyewear Sport Sunglasses from Chain Reaction Cycles, the World's Largest Online Bike Store.