INTRODUCING OPERATION: BLACKOUT When you wear these all black Mach G sunglasses you don't just join an elite sky force. You also earn the title Basic Bitch. That’s right. You heard us. BASIC BITCH: Badass Aviator Speeding Into Clouds Best In The Cockpit Hahaha. So own it. You basic and you know it. (Disclaimer: These sunnies will not make you better at backronyms.) GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. Features 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* (*Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we're pretty sure.) 3. ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.
RADICAL REFERENCES! Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies “Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.” Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race! BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS With wider frames longer arms and bigger lenses than our OGs these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarized: glare-reducing polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING I DO TO THE OPEN BAR Do you lonely single person take this boring wedding's open bar to be your nightlong partner to perch at and abuse from this moment forward for happy-drunk and for sad-drunk for awkward comments to friends and for awkward comments to strangers in sickness tonight and in sickness tomorrow to love deeply and to twerk on top of till security drags you out of the banquet hall kicking and screaming? Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there. SHRIMPIN AIN'T EASY If you've ever been turned away from a roller coaster for being too short to ride you know...It ain't easy out here for a shrimp. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. Perfectly Petite: These lil goodrs are perfectly suited for petite noggins.
Inspired by the Speedcraft's legendary success on cycling's biggest stages the S2 is 100% speed that has been newly refined for everyday sports performance. Our innovative frame geometry and signature interchangeable lens tech has been tuned for riding at any level. S2's laser-etched edging provides the look of a full frame in a rimless cylindrical shield for extended vertical visibility and peerless comfort. High-impact resistant and lightweight polycarbonate lenses 5.5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 360 degree visibility for unobstructed views and optimal field of vision Interchangeable scratch-resistant lenses provide 100% UV protection Lower air scoops to increase ventilation while reducing moisture on the lens HYDROILO lens treatment repels water dirt and oil Durable flexible and lightweight TR90 frame Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for a secure fit no matter how much you sweat Also available with contrast-defining HiPER lens and photochromic options Interchangeable lenses Clear Lens: Filter Category 0 Light Transmission 93%
Inspired by the Speedcraft's legendary success on cycling's biggest stages the S2 is 100% speed that has been newly refined for everyday sports performance. Our innovative frame geometry and signature interchangeable lens tech has been tuned for riding at any level. S2's laser-etched edging provides the look of a full frame in a rimless cylindrical shield for extended vertical visibility and peerless comfort. High-impact resistant and lightweight polycarbonate lenses 5.5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 360 degree visibility for unobstructed views and optimal field of vision Interchangeable scratch-resistant lenses provide 100% UV protection Lower air scoops to increase ventilation while reducing moisture on the lens HYDROILO lens treatment repels water dirt and oil Durable flexible and lightweight TR90 frame Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for a secure fit no matter how much you sweat Also available with contrast-defining HiPER lens and photochromic options Interchangeable lenses Clear Lens: Filter Category 0 Light Transmission 93%
The evolution of speed; the 100% Speedtrap's expansive frame geometry increases peripheral vision and protection whilst offering the best possible peripheral vision of any full frame glasses. We deliver this enhanced vision and clarity by following the natural contours of your eye with a custom optically correct decentred 6-base cylindrical shield lens. Further enhancements include integrated cooling vents and three-way adjustable temple arms for uncompromising fit... The result is ultimate visual performance paired with 100%'s unmistakably aggressive futuristic styling. In The Box Hard case Microfiber cleaning bag Clear replacement lens Extra alternative fit nose pad Features Lenses are highly impact and scratch-resistant with 100% UV protection (UV400) and HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Shatterproof and lightweight Grilamid TR90 frame with Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for the secure fit essential in racing situations Available with 100%'s premium HiPER lenses as well as standard versions and all models include an additional clear lens for low-light situations Comes with a custom hard case an alternative fit nose pad and a 100% branded storage and cleaning bag
The S3 combines standout features from two renowned performance favorites borrowing the understated brow from the S2 and the definitive intake vents from our iconic Speedcraft. The S3 gives riders a subtly softened angularity while retaining the definitive look of unwavering power ensuring all know—it’s about giving it 100%. Our innovative frame geometry and signature interchangeable lens tech has been tuned for riding at any level High-impact and scratch-resistant 5-base cylindrical shield lens for increased peripheral view and protection 100% UV protection (UV400) and with HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Vented lens to prevent fogging and misting Shatterproof and lightweight Grilamid TR90 frame with Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and tips for a secure fit no matter how intense your ride gets Available with 100%'s premium HiPER lenses as well as standard versions and all models include an additional clear lens for low-light situations Comes with a custom hard case an alternative fit nose pad and a 100% branded storage and cleaning bag
Introducing the Next Generation of Sport Performance Sunglasses. The new collection launches in two powerful styles running on all cylinders. Westcraft + Eastcraft fit our definition of immense beauty equal parts elegance and performance. This perfect blend of style and high fashion with the ultimate sport performance sunglass gives what you need without compromises. The Eastcraft is part of a collection based on a rich racing heritage fueled by innovative technology to create the ultimate sport performance sunglass that transcends multiple sports disciplines. Eastcraft comes equipped with a full-shield mirror lens and includes a set of clear dual replacement lenses. High-impact and scratch-resistant 5.5-base cylindrical lens for increased peripheral view and protection 100% UV protection (UV400) and with HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Every lens colour offered is available in both shield and dual lens configurations through our Replacement Lenses Program Durable flexible and lightweight TR90 frame Removable side shields for additional protection from the elements Comes with a hard case microfiber cleaning bag clear dual replacement lenses and extra alternative fit nose pads
Introducing the Next Generation of Sport Performance Sunglasses. The new collection launches in two powerful styles running on all cylinders. Westcraft + Eastcraft fit our definition of immense beauty equal parts elegance and performance. This perfect blend of style and high fashion with the ultimate sport performance sunglass gives what you need without compromises. The Eastcraft is part of a collection based on a rich racing heritage fueled by innovative technology to create the ultimate sport performance sunglass that transcends multiple sports disciplines. Eastcraft comes equipped with a full-shield mirror lens and includes a set of clear dual replacement lenses. High-impact and scratch-resistant 5.5-base cylindrical lens for increased peripheral view and protection 100% UV protection (UV400) and with HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Every lens colour offered is available in both shield and dual lens configurations through our Replacement Lenses Program Durable flexible and lightweight TR90 frame Removable side shields for additional protection from the elements Comes with a hard case microfiber cleaning bag clear dual replacement lenses and extra alternative fit nose pads
Introducing the Next Generation of Sport Performance Sunglasses. The new collection launches in two powerful styles running on all cylinders. Westcraft + Eastcraft fit our definition of immense beauty equal parts elegance and performance. This perfect blend of style and high fashion with the ultimate sport performance sunglass gives what you need without compromises. The Westcraft is part of a collection based on a rich racing heritage fueled by innovative technology to create the ultimate sport performance sunglass that transcends multiple sports disciplines. Westcraft comes equipped with a full-shield mirror lens and includes a set of clear dual replacement lenses. High-impact and scratch-resistant 5.5-base cylindrical lens for increased peripheral view and protection 100% UV protection (UV400) and with HYDROILO lens treatment to repel water dirt and oil Every lens colour offered is available in both shield and dual lens configurations through our Replacement Lenses Program Durable flexible and lightweight TR90 frame Comes with a hard case microfiber cleaning bag clear dual replacement lenses and extra alternative fit nose pads
The GLENDALE achieves the perfect balance of timeless styling melded with premium frame and lens technology that distinguished riders expect. In the box you'll find a low-light lens and a vintage style hard case holds glasses and spare lenses as well as a microfiber cleaning bag and an extra alternative fit nose pad Signature cylindrical shield lens with extra large field of vision High-impact resistant and lightweight polycarbonate lenses 100% UV protection (UV400) Scratch resistant lens coating of the highest quality Additional lens ventilation to prevent fogging HYDROILO lens treatment repels water dirt and oil Shatterproof lightweight Grilamid TR90 frame Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and temple tips for a secure fit no matter how much you sweat Adjustable temple tips for the optimal fit and maximum comfort HiPER lens options available